The Great Office War

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This is the war cubicle-bound geeks have long dreamed of waging at the office - an all out Nerf war! It’s totally on in this video. A lot of nerf weapons are used including the Nerf N-Strike Longshot CS-6. CrunchGear notes that also used in the video is the long awaited Nerf Vulcan, a “fully automatic, chain fed Nerf gun.” It sounds dangerous but it’s not because it is Nerf. Here’s the hilarious viral video.





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Cubicle Farm Rampage Video Was Just a Viral Marketing Stunt [Viral Marketing]

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Last week’s post about a guy absolutely losing his shit in a becubicled office turned out to be a viral ad for Wanted, that new action film with James MacAvoy and Angeline Jolie. I guess the video could be considered a success in that it was convincing and popular, but the fact that it is associated with a commercial film was and will remain lost on just about everyone.

[Gawker via CinemaNow]


Original post by John Herrman

Gadgets That Help You Slack Off at Work When the Boss Isn’t Looking [Thank Giz It’s Friday]

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Did you get stuck with weekend duty at work? Are you just plain bored at your job? Sitting in an office all day may not be the most exciting way to spend your time, but that does not mean that you can’t make the most of it. And when I say “most of it” I am definitely not referring to increasing your productivity—the following gadgets will destroy any chance of that. However, they will certainly help keep you entertained until quittin’ time—especially on a Friday afternoon.

Sleeping:

Generally, when things are slow at work, sleep is the first thing that comes to my mind. This compact Executive Hammock can help you indulge in a serious power nap. Available for $15.99. [1ofakindstuff]

Arts and Crafts:

You might find that downtime at work is a perfect time to indulge in your passions. Take building weapons out of common office supplies for example. It satisfies both your need to create and that stress-induced urge towards violence that is bubbling just underneath the surface. Here we have a lovely rubber band based projectile launcher and a stapler that doubles as a spiked club. [Office Guns and Strange Cosmos]

Desktop Toys/Games:

There are plenty of cool desktop games and toys out there, like the Gangster Shoot Shooting Gallery and the Rollerscape Roller Coaster Construction Set. The objective with Gangster Shoot is simple—you have three lives and a gun. Try and shoot the mobsters before they shoot you. The Rollerscape kit builds on a Tinkertoy theme allowing users to construct complex marble roller coasters. The shooting gallery and the roller coaster construction set are available for $34.95 and $29.99 respectively. [Gangster Shoot and Rollerscape]

desktop-curling.jpgDesktop curling? Eh…not so much. Available for around $20. [Alt-Gifts]

Fight Club:

The purpose of Fight Club is to use fighting as a form of psychotherapy. And if you are stuck at work chances are you could use a little stress relief. Pummel your way to happiness by challenging your co-workers to a karate throwdown using these inflatable karate hands and feet or go medieval with the lifesize foam latex warrior weapons set. Available for around $27 and $49-$59 respectively. [Inflatable Karate Set and Lifesize Warrior Weapons]

Throw a Party:

If you are going to throw a serious party in the office the first thing you are going to need is music, which you undoubtedly have stored on a computer or an MP3 player. The next thing you will need is some ambiance. This USB powered Disco Ball and Mirror Ball combo should do the trick nicely. Available for $11.99 and around $21 respectively. [Disco Ball and Mirror Ball]

mbd5l.jpgAfter ambiance comes beer. The Avanti MBD5L Mini Pub is small enough to fit on a desktop, but it can dispense beer from a standard 5 liter keg and adjust the frostiness of your brew to a temperature of your choosing. Everything you need to get the party started is included for around $200. [Beverage Factory]

he-fartsalot.jpgHow about a little immature live entertainment to keep the party going? The H.E. Fartsalot Musical Butt Puppet plays “Old MacDonald,” “Frere Jacques,” or “London Bridge,” when you insert your hand into his open torso cavity. Available for around $25. [Smutty Gifts]

Pranks:

When all else fails you can always resort to pulling pranks on your co-workers—and this Phantom Keystroker is one of the best by far. Just hook it up to your victim’s computer via USB and laugh as it moves their mouse cursor around and types meaningless text at random intervals. If you are not getting anything done, no one is. Available for $24.99. [ThinkGeek via Link]


Original post by Sean Fallon

Microsoft Wants You to Pay Monthly Subscription for Office and Services You Won’t Use [Microsoft]

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officeinset.jpgMicrosoft is testing a new bundle of fun codenamed “Albany” which rolls Office Home and Student, Windows Live OneCare, Office Live Workspace and some other Live services into a package that you’ll pay a monthly fee for. It’s this kind of thing, turning software into service you have to keep paying for and never actually own, that makes reports of Windows 7’s modularity kinda scary. Here’s what “Albany” will ask you to pony up for every month in real-world terms:

•Office-productivity software that can be had for $119 at Amazon.com, but is likely already installed on a user’s computer.
•A “collaboration” service most home users will have no need for
•Windows Live OneCare, a PC-security and maintenance service which Microsoft already sells as a subscription
•Three Web services Microsoft already offers for free

Wow, what a deal! Please don’t let your mother fall for this. I’ll keep an eye on my mom, you watch yours, and maybe we can stem the tide of perpetually paying for software here and now. [ZDNet via Valleywag]

Original post by matt buchanan

Google’s Zurich HQ: Office Fun For Everyone… Who Works There, Anyway [Google]

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Ever looked around your office and thought “surely there’s a better way than this soulless cubicle hell?” Well, there probably isn’t. Unless you happen to work for Google in their Swiss HQ, that is. Because, frankly, their new office is awe-inspiringly amazing: it’s an exercise in lateral-thinking, creativity-run-wild interior design. Slides to the canteen, cable-car meeting rooms, beanbags, fake snow, a multitude of colors. Check it out… you’ll be as filled with envy as an envious person with a degree in enviousness.
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See what I mean? Presumably it makes for a happy, fun-filled workforce. How they ever get time to do any work I don’t know. Still, I work from my couch, so I could always put a slide in somewhere, and stick a bunch of beanbags about the place. It wouldn’t quite have the same effect, though. [Swissmiss]


Original post by Kit Eaton

Digital Office Assistant Keeps You in Order, Won’t Bare Cleavage [Concepts]

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This Digital Office Assistant, a concept by Michael Kritzer, actually looks rather useful, and is designed with open plan offices in mind. The device sits on four wheels, houses a collapsable workspace, seating area, notebook slot, auxiliary power outlets, in-built external HDD and general storage compartments.

With a retractable wand, the Digital Office Assistant can be pulled around to your heart’s content, following you to meetings, lunches and bathroom appointments. It probably won’t be as handy as conventional assistants in the latter meetings, but at least your lappie will be safe and accessible. What more could you ask for? [Michael Kritzer via BornRich]


Original post by Haroon Malik

Microsoft Developing Native Office Apps for iPhone [Informed Speculation]

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officemac.jpgThe iPhone is definitely turning into an enterprise heavyweight. Tom Gibbons, head of Microsoft’s Specialized Devices and Applications Group (which houses their Mac developers) confirmed to Fortune that Microsoft is looking at bringing native Office apps to the iPhone with the SDK: “To the extent that Mac Office customers have functionality that they need in that environment, we’re actually in the process of trying to understand that now.” And why wouldn’t they?

On top of Office apps, TellMe, which Microsoft picked up last year, does voice recognition software, mostly for Windows Mobile, but their general manager said that they’re “absolutely going to get a version out there as soon as we can, get TellMe out there on the iPhone.” So yes, Microsoft plans to be all over your iPhone. [Fortune via AppleInsider]


Original post by matt buchanan

Bloxes: Lego-Like Cardboard Tech For the Office [Furniture]

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bloxes.jpgLegos are awesome as we all know, but trying to build an entire set of office furniture out of them could pose a bit of a challenge. That’s where Bloxes come in. These cardboard modular building blocks can be assembled into furniture like desks, chairs, cubicles, and dividers for the office—and their interlocking design makes them strong enough to handle just about anything.

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The concept is interesting, but I would imagine that it might take a significant amount of time to construct anything on a large scale, not to mention the fact that an entire office made from this stuff would look extremely bizarre. At the very least, one would hope that Bloxes would offer a most cost effective solution that purchasing traditional furniture—but at $60 for a pack of 20 I’m not so sure. [Bloxes via TechCrunch via CNET via Lifehacker]


Original post by Sean Fallon

Sling Shot Pen Will Make You the Dennis the Menace of the Office [Mischief]

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slingshotpen.jpgThis is a pen that is also a slingshot. That means you can shoot a rock at the head of that dick in the cubicle across the aisle from you that always listens to his headphones loud enough for you to hear it, but then when he goes looking for a culprit, you’ll just be making some notes on the latest earnings report. The perfect crime! Hit the jump for a video of this bad boy in action.

[Product Page]


Original post by Adam Frucci

Microsoft’s “Vista for privacy” offer still on?

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Details are still fuzzy at this point, but according to an e-mail received by numerous tipsters, Microsoft is indeed offering up a free copy of Vista in exchange for their privacy. Yeah, even though it claimed otherwise late last year. According to the note, Redmond is viewing these folks as “registered members” of the Windows Feedback Program, and if they keep their guard down for the remainder of a three month period, they will seemingly receive a copy of its latest OS gratis. So, any others out there finding an unexpected message from the Big M regarding said offer? Let us know in comments below, particularly if you get any free wares or previously analyzed keylogging reports.

[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]

 

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Original post by Darren Murph